I did it. I ran around the fucking lake. Not even just the cheater's 4.7km route, but the full 5 kilometers. I did not die. I did not leave my womb on the gravel. It took 36.33 minutes, which I am totes happy with.
It kind of made me feel a bit like this. (Although in my head, the crowd went wild at the end. Why would you leave that part out of the clip?)
Also, the kid is at my mum's. No tears. A day off! In which I am going to clean all of the things, with very loud backing music. Hit it.